Here's how Name That Quote works. On every Saturday Morning show, there will be a variable number of quotes from movies, tv shows, video games, etc. These quotes will be interspersed with the regular show but will be marked by an e-mail link denoted as Name That Quote!. Click the e-mail to guess where the quote is from and who said it. Full credit will only be given for character and show/movie/etc. Three points are given to the first person who gets it right. Two points are given to the second person who gets it. One point is given to the third person who gets it. Remember, this is just for fun, so don't be angry if you suck at it. Note: sections of quotes marked off in brackets were altered slightly from the real quote to fit the new scene in which they were used.
Top Guessers
Rank
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Name
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Points
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Rank
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Name
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Points
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Rank
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Name
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Points
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1.
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Nelson
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69
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2.
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Roman
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63
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3.
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Ganesh
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41
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4.
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Jon
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17
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5.
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Popkin/Dominique
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12
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6.
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Cami/Clint
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4
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7.
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Jen
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2
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8.
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Nails
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1
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9.
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The Quotes
Quote
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Episode
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Point Getters
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"I don't think time stopped; I think [I was] just moving really fast." - ??? from ???
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27
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Popkin, Roman, ???
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"Right in the kanickies!" - Goldmember from Austin Powers in Goldmember
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27
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Ganesh, Roman, Nelson
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"Oh my god, bear is driving, how can that be?!" - Korean Animators from 'Clerks: The Animated Series'
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27
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Popkin, Ganesh, Nelson
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"Oh, [Lefty], I love it when you use topical humor. It makes me feel like I'm watching Murphy Brown." - ??? from ???
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27
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Ganesh, Roman, ???
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"Get away from me you lazy-eyed psycho!" - Scott Evil from Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
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27
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Popkin, Jon, Ganesh
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"To alcohol, the cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems." - Homer Simpson from 'The Simpsons'
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27
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Popkin, Jon, Ganesh
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"I don't OWN any spandex!" - ??? from ???
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28
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Nelson, Roman, ???
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"I HAVE THE POWER!" - He-Man from 'Masters of the Universe'
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28
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Jon, Nelson, Roman
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"All right, we'll call it a draw." - The Black Knight from Monty Python's Quest For The Holy Grail
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28
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Nelson, Jon, Clint
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"Game over, man! Game over!" - ??? from ???
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28
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Ganesh, Roman, ???
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"Sepotown!" - ??? from ???
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28
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Roman, ???, ???
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"I can't die like this! I have holes in my Little Mermaid underwear!" - ??? from ???
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28
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Roman, Ganesh, ???
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"When I die, you can eat my brain. It will give you power." - Duke Phillips from 'The Critic'
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28
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Roman, Ganesh, Dominique
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"Poopy trim." - ??? from ???
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28
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Nelson, Roman, ???
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"The special? That’s what I ordered!" - Barf from Spaceballs
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28
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Nelson, Clint, Ganesh
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"...there [were] these things[…]and they shot popcorn at [me]! [I] barely got away!" - Mike Tobacco from Killer Klowns from Outer Space
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28
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Nelson, Roman, Ganesh
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"Every time someone says 'I do not believe in fairies', somewhere there's a fairy that falls down dead." - Tinkerbell from Hook
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28
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Nelson, Cami, Roman
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"Bippity-boppity-boo!" - Fairy Godmother from Cinderella
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28
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Nelson, Cami, Clint
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"I can’t make love to a bush!" - Lina Lamont from singin' in the Rain
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29
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Nelson, Roman, Ganesh
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"When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk." - Tuco from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
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29
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Nelson, Ganesh, Roman
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"Are you calling me a madman, you, you... you FRIBBLE!" - John Adams from 1776
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29
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Nelson, Ganesh, Roman
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"Isn't there legalized prostitution in Vegas?" - Rusty from National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation
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29
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Nelson, Ganesh, Roman
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"That's because it's filled with mercy." - ??? from ???
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29
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Nelson, Dominique, ???
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"What'evah! What'evah! I do what I want!" - Cartman from 'South Park'
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29
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Nelson, Ganesh, Dominique
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"NOBODY [SCREWS] WITH THE JESUS!!" - ??? from ???
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29
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Dominique, Roman, ???
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"I’m hit! I’m Hit!/I can’t believe that just [freaking] happened!/Is it dead?" - ??? from ???
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29
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???, ???, ???
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"AAAAAAHHH!! MY WORLD IS PAIN!" - ??? from ???
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29
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???, ???, ???
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"Deal’s off, [K]-man! No one ever said anything ‘bout hurtin’ mistah J!" - Harley Quinn from 'Batman: TAS'
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29
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Dominique, Roman, Nails
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"You’re big-assed! Dinosaurs were big-boned!" - Dennis Leary from Lock & Load
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29
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Ganesh, Nelson, Roman
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"His legs flail about as if independent of his body!!!" - Chandler from 'Friends'
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29
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Nelson, Ganesh, Roman
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"I just impaled you! How do you like… Them apples?!" - ??? from ???
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29
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Ganesh, Roman, ???
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"[Chaos] thinks [he]'s hot shit just cause [he]'s a sociopath." - Janet from Girl, Interrupted
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29
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Nelson, Ganesh, Roman
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"Lemme see that, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon. Oh great! Real bullets. You're in a lotta trouble Mister!" - Lucky Day from The Three Amigos
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29
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Nelson, Jen, Ganesh
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"Choose your destiny!" - Narrator from Mortal Kombat
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29
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Jon, Nelson, Roman
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"A PLAGUE ON BOTH YOUR HOUSES! A PLAGUE ON BOTH YOUR HOUSES!" - ??? from ???
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30
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Nelson, Roman, ???
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"Oh, god! Nothing can be worse than the pain I’m in at this moment!! But at least I still have this bacon to enjoy." - ??? from ???
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30
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Roman, ???, ???
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"I haven't seen a body put together like that since I solved the Case of the Murdered Girl with the Big Tits!" - ??? from ???
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30
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Nelson, ???, ???
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"I don’t wanna sound like a queer or nothin’, but I’d kinda like to make love to him tonight." - ??? from ???
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30
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Nelson, Dominique, ???
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"I'm going to hurt my brother badly." - Dot from 'Animaniacs'
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31
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Ganesh, Roman, Nelson
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'"Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock."' - ??? from ???
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31
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Ganesh, Roman, ???
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"THERE CAN BE ONLY NONE!" - ??? from ???
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31
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???, ???, ???
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"My uncle still has my nose." - ??? from ???
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31
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Roman, Nelson, ???
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"It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level…" - ??? from ???
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31
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Nelson, Roman, ???
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"Are you thinking what I’m thinking? MAKEOVER!" - ??? from ???
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31
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Roman, ???, ???
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"Ohmygod, the little stoner was right!" - ??? from ???
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31
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Roman, ???, ???
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"My god. His ass is so sexy I struggle to even understand it." - ??? from ???
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31
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Roman, ???, ???
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"I’m afraid. I’m afraid, Chrissy. Chrissy, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can fe…" - ??? from ???
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31
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???, ???, ???
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